The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
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Only bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
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Old bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
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Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
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Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuelbefore you can think straight.
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A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an
exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.
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Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.
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Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
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Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
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Always back your ride into the curb and sit where you can see it.
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Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind.
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Winter is nature’s way of telling you to polish your bike.
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A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.
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Keep your bike in good repair.Motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.
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People are like motorcycles: each one is customized a bit differently.
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The best alarm clock in the world is sunshine on chrome.
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It’s the twisties, not the Motorways that Separate the bikers from the wannabee's.
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When you are leading, don't spit.
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There’s something ugly about a new bike on a trailer.
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A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his van to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
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Owning 2 bikes is useful because at least one can be raided for parts at any given time.
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Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
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You'll know that she loves you if she offers to let you ride her bike. Don't do it and she will love you more.
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If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician’s tape, it’s serious.
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There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers.   There are no old drunk bikers.
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The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
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You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
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A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use a lot of juice.
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No matter what make of bike you ride, It’s all the same wind.

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15 grand and 15 miles don’t make you a biker!!

Being a biker ain’t a pastime.  It’s a way of life

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